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NoBleme's 81 quotes:
Quote #390 May 2nd 2021 - moop
>> moop: This website looks bootleg
>> moop: No certificate and it looks like it runs on a freemium wordpress theme
>> moop: lmao this is so sad
>> moop: Hollywood people be like
>> moop: >create hackers, a movie that 100% describes the computer nerd underworld
>> moop: >can't make a website
Quote #384 November 19th 2020 - Bad pitastrudl
>> pitastrudl: Like, wheelbarrows are just big iron cast pans tbh
>> Bad: pitastrudl: Landmines are just tiny cast iron pans.
>> Bad: Lifehack
>> pitastrudl: I mean yes
>> pitastrudl: You basically accelerate cooking to a mere second
>> pitastrudl: Just gotta catch the food in the air.
Quote #383 October 15th 2020 - Bad
>> Bad: Worst thing about having people over is not covid.
>> Bad: It's having to throw away the cumsock.
>> Bad: Possibly related: I have someone over in a few minutes and I just caused my nipple to bleed by keying myself somehow.
>> Bad: Can't tell if I'm serious because of the before phrases but I am and it's seeable through my shirt.
>> Bad: Fuck this is the stupidest way to panic.
>> Bad: Fuck.
>> Bad: How does one manage to key themselves over the nipple when trying to open a door I don't understand myself.
Quote #382 September 6th 2020 - Garner
>> frederic: Ida's parents' dog went crazy once, iirc because her dad farted.
Quote #381 August 31st 2020 - Bad Garner
>> frederic: When you take a train to get back home…
>> frederic: And then it decides to either go all the way to waterloo.
>> frederic: Or stop midway.
>> frederic: Never witnessed this here, totally standard in London.
>> Bad: Doesn't matter regardless since the train will get stuck in Whitton.
>> frederic: rofl
>> frederic: Fucking Whitton.
>> frederic: Also when the AC breaks and eveyrone is grinding on each other.
>> frederic: I was SO WARM once, was dying inside.
>> frederic: My leg fell in between the gap.
>> frederic: Hit my balls on the train thing.
>> frederic: Pretended all is ok.
>> Bad: HIT MY BALLS ON THE TRAIN WHAT
>> frederic: Was fucking dying inside.
Quote #380 August 30th 2020 - 0x57 Bad
>> supakeen: I mean I 'broke' my home keyboard as well.
>> supakeen: By dropping a jug of orange juice on it.
>> supakeen: But then I repaired it.
>> supakeen: Though I will admit it took a while for all keys to be smooth again.
>> supakeen: But they are now.
>> Bad: supakeen: Why would you have orange juice near your keyboard though?
>> Bad: Recipe for disaster!
>> supakeen: I was being extremely, extremely dumb.
>> supakeen: I had this bottle of orange juice and had taken a huge swig.
>> supakeen: Then I was like 'mrm tastes off, whats the date on this' and the date was at the bottom.
>> supakeen: So .... yea.
Quote #377 July 18th 2020 - Garner
>> fredERIC: I smoked a4 paper many times
>> fredERIC: Thinking cigs were the same
Quote #374 June 16th 2020 - Bruce
>> Bruce: btw my dad is cool
>> Bruce: He bought me an ass shower today.
Quote #373 May 26th 2020 - 0x57 Bad Bruce
>> Bruce: So supakeen, tomorrow is the first human crewed SpaceX flight, you ready?
>> supakeen: Yes, I'm ready but it's 40% odds.
>> Bruce: Really?
>> Bruce: Tf
>> supakeen: Bruce: yes, weather is wild there.
>> supakeen: So there's 40% odds they can launch during the launch window for tomorrow at 22:33 our time.
>> Bruce: Oh.
>> Bad: Did you think it was odds of death?
>> Bruce: I did.
Quote #372 April 10th 2020 - Bad
>> Bad: Scared myself upon entering the bathroom.
>> Bad: Forgot overnight that I had shaved.
>> Bad: Actually thought there was a stranger in the room. No joke, made me panic.
Quote #371 January 19th 2020 - Bad
>> Bad: You joke but there's a dude in my high school who notoriously traded Mein Kampf for a handjob.
Quote #365 July 26th 2019 - Bad
>> Bad: I just think russians are good at having fun and enjoying life tbh
>> Bad: Compared to other northern countries they don't have the same suicide and depression problems
>> Bad: Nevermind just checked their suicide rate is world record LMAO guess they just hate life
Quote #364 July 12nd 2019 - Bad Garner
>> Bad: Undeniable fact.
>> Bad: Touching a shower wall in a hotel is like when you dick touches the toilet bowl at work.
>> Bad: Can't find a difference between these horrible feelings.
>> fred1: That's not the worst part.
>> fred1: The worst part is when the dick goes a little above the bowl.
>> fred1: And then you feel this wet feeling.
>> fred1: Suddely you peed all over your trousers.
>> Bad: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quote #363 July 12nd 2019 - Bad Exirel
>> Bad: This genius.
>> Bad: Trying to fix a headphone issue...
>> Bad: First result is a video.
>> Bad: No subtitles.
>> Bad: Just a guy speaking.
>> Bad: In a video about sound not working.
>> Exirel: Bad: 10/10
>> Bad: My problem is such a typical laptop problem too...
>> Bad: Connect an audio device through bluetooth.
>> Bad: Disconnect it.
>> Bad: No other speakers get recognized.
>> Bad: Ever again.
>> Bad: Fuckin laptops.
>> Exirel: Oh yeah, that is very annoying.
>> Exirel: I have 0 problem with my headset, my marshall audio station, when I use my phone.
>> Exirel: And I can also use my phone with either of these with my home sound system, no problem.
>> Exirel: But if I dare to connect my headset to my laptop, I'm screwed.
>> Exirel: I have to re-assign my headset to my phone after that.
>> Exirel: Fucking laptop.
>> Bad: LMAO
>> Bad: When I press the fucking test sound button.
>> Bad: It does a sound test in my headphones.
>> Bad: But sound still comes out of the computer's built-in speakers when I try to play music.
>> Exirel: lol
>> Bad: Fuckin laptops I swear.
>> Exirel: Windows ?
>> Bad: 10
>> Bad: Yeah I'm rage-speedrunning through all of the settings right now.
>> Bad: Eventually, some mild change might fix everything.
>> Exirel: I know you can have multiple audio output.
>> Exirel: And you can have different default for different type of audio.
>> Exirel: There should be one that tell "cut this one when headset is on" or something.
>> Bad: But there's literally only 1 audio device according to windows.
>> Bad: OK, actually fixed it.
>> Bad: Here's what I did:
>> Bad: I have no idea.
>> Bad: Strong story.
>> Exirel: :D
>> Bad: Fuckin laptop issues, man.
>> Exirel: I can totally relate to that.
>> Exirel: btw my laptop issues are with Linux, never tried with Windows :D
>> Bad: This shit literally only happens on laptops.
>> Exirel: I know right.
>> Exirel: So annoying.
>> Bad: Don't even get me started on linux laptops and sound cards...
>> Bad: I could rant for a day.
>> Exirel: I had 0 problem with wired audio for the last 6 years, with 4 different linux laptops.
>> Exirel: But bluetooth is just hell.
>> Bad: Bluetooth is great.
>> Bad: You turn it on.
>> Bad: Nothing works anymore.
>> Exirel: :D
>> Bad: Your wired mouse freezes.
>> Bad: The built-in keyboard switches to a different layout.
>> Bad: Computer reboots and now you have Windows 95 installed.
>> Bad: Actual bluetooth linux laptop experience.
>> Bad: Not exaggerated.
>> Exirel: :D
>> Bad: One time I listed audio devices on a linux laptop and the computer disappeared.
>> Bad: Found it 3 years later when I wandered the shadow realm looking for cash that I had lost in my couch.
>> Bad: Actual story.
>> Bad: Worst experience though is, on a windows laptop, I plugged in a microphone once.
>> Bad: A voice coming from inside the computer said « Fuck » out loud, then it turned itself off.
>> Bad: Never been able to boot it since.
>> Bad: Think it bricked itself on purpose.
>> Bad: Unsure.
>> Bad: I confess: I made up a part of this whole story.
>> Bad: The part where I implied it's possible to turn on bluetooth on a linux laptop.
>> Bad: Is just stays off whatever you try.
Quote #350 October 17th 2018 - Andreas
>> Raziel: You joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is.
Quote #349 October 16th 2018
>> Phixion: I used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner.
>> Phixion: You know when you lean them against the table on your crotch?
>> Phixion: Great training.
Quote #348 September 29th 2018 - Andreas
>> Raziel: I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels.
Quote #347 September 19th 2018 - Andreas Bad
>> Bad: So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl?
>> Raziel: It means square.
>> Bad: OMG
>> Bad: DID YOU JUST FUCKING
>> Bad: MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
Quote #346 September 13rd 2018 - Bad moop
>> moop: I started playing that shit katnip game but then I remembered something important.
>> moop: I'm in the middle of a movie.
>> Bad: moop...
>> moop: Wait nvm first 15 min.
>> moop: Bad: I've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie.
>> moop: For, like, a month now.
>> moop: If not more.
Quote #345 September 13rd 2018 - 0x57 moop
>> Valacar: hmh
>> Valacar: All masters thesises (?) here are by default public.
>> Valacar: What's the plural form of thesis?
>> gojira: Papers.
>> gojira: Theses.
>> Valacar: Theses.
>> moop: Valacar: Plural of thesis is these.
>> moop: These nuts.
Quote #344 August 19th 2018 - moop
>> moop: Wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea?
Quote #342 August 11th 2018 - Andreas
>> Raziel: I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips.
Quote #341 August 3rd 2018 - Bad moop
>> Bad: Opening up is real nice though.
>> Bad: You should try some time.
>> Bad: Just gotta be with the right people.
>> moop: Reminds me of the time I realized I have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride.
>> moop: Wasn't fun.
Quote #340 July 16th 2018 - 0x57 Andreas Bad
>> gojira: Ok so.
>> gojira: Want to know how stupid I am?
>> Bad: Oh nice, you're alive.
>> gojira: Yea.
>> gojira: I've never failed this hard in my life.
>> gojira: My operation is the 18th.
>> gojira: Not the 16th.
>> gojira: ......
>> Raziel: LOL
>> Bad: lmao
>> gojira: They had to prescribe me extra meds.
>> gojira: Because i had already taken them all.
>> gojira: And not eaten for 24 hours
>> gojira: etc.
>> gojira: GODDAMN
Quote #339 June 25th 2018 - moop
>> moop: Fuck I hate eye checkups.
>> moop: They put these drops that make your shit wider.
>> Valacar: Eye drops makes your shit wider?
>> Valacar: I don't think you are applying it correctly tbh.
Quote #338 June 15th 2018 - moop
>> Bad: Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa.
>> moop: Lampedusa is a funny name.
>> moop: Lumped usa.
>> moop: Lampy dusa.
>> Valacar: It is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop works.
Quote #269 May 31st 2018 - Andreas moop
>> Bad: moop: What the FUCK is a extuessl?
>> moop: Bad: It's my mail.
>> Bad: wtf does it mean?
>> moop: Wanted to get anton but it was taken.
>> Raziel: Anton is taken? Dammit
>> Raziel: extuessl next best option
>> Raziel: ??????????
>> moop: The real story behind extuessl is it was the captcha that I got after trying like 20 different account names
>> moop: Was like eh fuck it
>> moop: tbh all my tries were anton0-19
Quote #337 March 30th 2018 - Bad
>> Bad: mfw also tired from late night.
>> Bad: Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow.
>> Bad: And couldn't fall back to sleep.
>> Bad: Failure level high.
Quote #336 March 18th 2018 - Bad
>> Bad: The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass.
>> Bad: Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC.
>> Bad: Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses.
>> Bad: The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these.
Quote #333 November 6th 2017 - howhiGh
>> how-high: Do we have gingers here?
>> how-high: Rumoured that they have pink buttholes.
>> how-high: And then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is.
Quote #330 August 19th 2017 - Andreas
>> Raziel: God damn.
>> Raziel: Is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
>> Raziel: There probably is.
>> Raziel: BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
Quote #329 May 22nd 2017 - Bad moop
>> Bad: « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling »
>> Bad: moop: What does this even mean?
>> moop: Idk Bad I'm not a languige.
>> moop: Languiger.
>> moop: w/e
Quote #328 May 15th 2017 - moop
>> moop: So guys, update.
>> moop: Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
>> moop: I dropped it.
>> moop: Rip.
Quote #327 May 13rd 2017
>> Naypam: Oh god
>> Naypam: Can't remember where it was.
>> Naypam: I was leaving someone's flat.
>> Naypam: Sprayed my underarms with shoe polish.
>> Naypam: Was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn.
Quote #326 April 6th 2017 - Garner
>> garne: Was licking my lips cos dry.
>> garne: But also this girl was looking at me.
>> garne: But I was staring too, but only stared as I was doing something.
>> garne: As in I didnt move my eyes because I'm doing something else.
>> garne: The look on her face.
>> garne: It's like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming.
>> garne: :(
Quote #325 April 5th 2017 - Bad
>> Bad: So.
>> Bad: She talked about the guys that smoke fish for a living.
>> Bad: What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it.
>> Bad: And it seemed normal to my brain.
>> Bad: I was like this is what she meant yes.
>> Bad: Then thought about it.
Quote #324 March 22nd 2017 - moop
>> moop: Like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same.
Quote #323 March 19th 2017 - moop
>> Valacar: I've even driven professionally.
>> moop: Valacar: The fuck is 'driven professionally'?
>> Bad: moop: He has drive in his work.
>> Bad: Drives him to succeed.
>> Valacar: I have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers.
>> moop: Valacar: Do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
>> Valacar: Wat?
>> ad13: lel
>> ad13: moop saw 8ish and read bish.
Quote #321 January 24th 2017 - Garner
>> Garner: I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video.
>> Garner: She literally knows nothing about memes.
>> Garner: NOTHING
Quote #320 January 8th 2017 - Bad moop
>> moop: So Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur?
>> Bad: We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans.
>> Bad: We can't create only imitate.
>> moop: Like that matrix quote, "imitate this".
>> moop: Or something.
>> Bad: Yeah.
>> Bad: You can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space.
>> Bad: My favorite part of the matrix.
>> moop: Don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho?
>> Bad: No that's after the scene where Morphoses kisses Leia but she's his aunt.
>> ad13: wtf
>> ad13: Isn't it red pill
Quote #319 November 10th 2016 - moop
>> moop: 8-0
>> moop: Fuck yeah!
>> moop: Why did it take me so long to try this game wtf?
>> moop: It's f.a.f.
>> moop: Fun as fuck.
>> moop: Oooooooooooooooooh now i see.
>> moop: I was playing against ai for the first 10 wins.
>> moop: TIL
Quote #318 September 11th 2016 - Andreas moop
>> Raziel: Erm.
>> Raziel: So.
>> Raziel: There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right?
>> Naypam: Please Raziel.
>> Naypam: Continue.
>> moop: Oh boy Raziel.
>> moop: Just had sex the poor lad.
>> Raziel: Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel.
>> moop: Oh boy.
>> moop: That's no fun Raziel.
>> moop: What did you do?
>> Raziel: Like diarrhea level shit.
>> Naypam: I guess that riding the bike would open your arse a bit.
>> moop: Did you reach the hotel?
>> Raziel: Yes I just finished showering .
>> Raziel: Showering me and my clothes...
>> Raziel: :-(
>> moop: Aw :(
>> moop: But, like, were there casualties Raziel?
>> Raziel: I don't know.
>> moop: Well now you have a story Raziel.
>> Raziel: I even went to the toilet before leaving.
>> moop: Means you ate something bad.
>> Raziel: No shits were had then.
>> Raziel: At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road.
>> Raziel: And run up to my hotel room.
>> Raziel: This was a huge amount.
>> Raziel: Like
>> Raziel: I don't even want to describe.
>> Raziel: Seafood + alcohol
>> Raziel: Not good for me.
>> Raziel: But I swear I went on the toilet just before leaving!
>> Raziel: I took every precaution :-(
>> Naypam: Rofl Raziel
>> Naypam: Poor
>> ad13: Hah, disaster
>> Valacar: Wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
>> Raziel: I've shat outdoors before Valacar.
>> Raziel: But usually I pull down my pants and squat first.
>> Valacar: Oh wait you shat on the move?
>> moop: Ya Raziel
>> moop: Why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea?
>> moop: Just find a cork.
>> moop: EZ
>> moop: Ok that's too mean.
>> moop: I'm sorry Raziel.
>> moop: Cheer up, it's all over now.
>> Valacar: pls moop it's too late for moopsies.
>> Raziel: I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off.
>> moop: Poor bike.
>> Valacar: The critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out.
>> Raziel: Did you expect me to measure the volume?
>> ad13: Well, feel free to use a freeform scale.
>> Raziel: My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough.
>> ad13: roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
>> Valacar: So thats quite bad.
>> Raziel: I dunno man.
>> Raziel: Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
Quote #317 September 11th 2016 - Bad
>> Bad: Worst thing.
>> Bad: I can't blow my nose despite it being full.
>> Bad: Because every time I start blowing my nose it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit.
>> Bad: Which makes me laugh.
>> Bad: And throw snot everywhere.
>> Bad: Apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart.
>> Bad: She threatened to record me.
>> Bad: Help
Quote #316 August 10th 2016 - Andreas moop
>> Raziel: I had a whole class about post-modernism.
>> Raziel: Biggest bullshit ever in my life.
>> Valacar: Why so?
>> Raziel: Just was.
>> Raziel: Don't feel like elaborating.
>> Valacar: Well.
>> Valacar: Ok.
>> moop: Very post-modernist of you, Raziel.
>> moop: Being vague and shit.
Quote #314 June 28th 2016 - moop
>> Steele: Ooh i just thought of a meme.
>> moop: Was it a nice meme?
>> Steele: V. good meme
>> Steele: I am an independent nation state.
>> Steele: And i don't need no bloc.
>> Steele: Something
Quote #313 June 7th 2016 - Trucy
>> Trucy: My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone.
Quote #312 May 30th 2016 - moop
>> moop: Well i started playing after everyone quit.
>> moop: And my sound bugged out for some reason.
>> moop: Audio was completely reversed.
>> moop: Like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc.
>> moop: Googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums.
>> moop: Wrote a reply and continued playing.
>> moop: Suddenly I realized I put the headphones on the wrong side.
>> moop: Rip my life.
>> moop: Deleted my comments in shame.
Quote #311 May 12nd 2016 - 0x57 Bad moop
>> moop: Valacar: gonna watch Versailles.
>> moop: What do i need to expect?
>> moop: I see boobies.
>> moop: I'm confused, it looks cool so far.
>> Valacar: Yea boobies are real in that.
>> Valacar: But dear god the plot.
>> Valacar: And the editing.
>> Valacar: It's like beyond fucked up.
>> Valacar: And the writing.
>> Valacar: It's bad on every possible level.
>> moop: Eh.
>> moop: Ep 1 wasn't that bad.
>> moop: Like
>> moop: It's ok.
>> Valacar: Yea ep 1 wasn't that bad.
>> Valacar: Tho the telenovela vibe was stronk.
>> moop: Never seen telenovelas.
>> moop: So idk.
>> Valacar: But pay attention to that Lucas Barres guy and his sunglasses.
>> Valacar: Also music cues are quite interesting.
>> moop: Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period.
>> Valacar: Oh wait what.
>> Valacar: moop you are watching a different show.
>> moop: Versailles
>> moop: Isn't that what you're watching?
>> Bad: ...
>> Bad: moop: The show is called Marseille.
>> moop: Oh i see my confusion.
>> Valacar: :DDDDDDDD
>> moop: Let's see this Marseille.
>> gojira: lmao
>> moop: If you think about it both are french dramas about politics.
>> moop: With boobies.
Quote #310 May 5th 2016 - 0x57 Andreas
>> gojira: Nimbus.
>> gojira: (other types of cloud)
>> gojira: I only know nimbus.
>> Naypam: Straterata.
>> Naypam: Or something.
>> Naypam: Stratera?
>> Naypam: idk
>> Raziel: And something that sounds like columbus but not quite.
>> Raziel: Why do they all end in -bus?
>> Naypam: To distinguish them from planes.
Quote #309 April 19th 2016 - Andreas Bad moop
>> moop: Lol
>> moop: This museum is hugo
>> moop: Dunno how to get out halp
>> moop: Looking for a way out for the last 30 min.
>> moop: Also the weed doesn't help.
>> Bad: You barely entered the museum.
>> Bad: Already trying to go out?
>> moop: Not trying to get out.
>> moop: Just curious where out is.

[ 4 entire hours later ]

>> moop: Bad pls I'm dying Diego
>> moop: Here
>> Bad: rip Diego
>> Raziel: Ah man
>> Raziel: If only we were there with you
>> Bad: moop are you outside?
>> Bad: Or in hotel?
>> moop: Still in museum.
>> Bad: ROFL
Quote #308 March 13rd 2016 - Andreas Bad moop
>> Bad: Also I am getting married in 3 days.
>> moop: To who?
>> moop: To whom?
>> Bad: That nurse girl with the robots.
>> Bad: Maru.
>> Bad: I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once.
>> Bad: So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry.
>> Raziel: Just like real life.
Quote #307 February 14th 2016 - howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: How come I don't know your penises size so far?
Quote #306 December 8th 2015 - 0x57
>> gojira: I can't breathe this is too funny.
>> gojira: Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
>> gojira: Had to do an interpretive dance.
>> gojira: Not alone but with her team.
>> Naypam: That isn't teambuilding.
>> Naypam: That is hummiliation?
>> gojira: And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
>> gojira: No joke.
>> Naypam: How?
>> gojira: She was the NFS.
>> gojira: lmao
Quote #305 November 24th 2015 - howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: ad13: Did they come together?
>> ad13: Did who come together?
>> how-hiGh: Your buttcheeks after last night.
>> ad13: Wat?
>> how-hiGh: Joke :-)
Quote #303 November 8th 2015 - howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
Quote #302 October 7th 2015 - Garner
>> FredG: My setup works just fine.
>> FredG: Just lost my index.html file.
Quote #301 September 12nd 2015 - Andreas
>> Raziel: The barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows.
>> Raziel: Feels weird.
Quote #300 August 10th 2015 - howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: Anyone doing cold showers here?
>> how-hiGh: It raises testosterone levels.
>> how-hiGh: Brah it really works it seems.
>> how-hiGh: I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas.
>> how-hiGh: brb sex drive
>> how-hiGh: brb self confidence
>> how-hiGh: brb masculinity
>> how-hiGh: brb "animalistic instincts"
Quote #299 July 31st 2015 - howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: Anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad?
>> how-hiGh: Genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Quote #298 July 15th 2015 - howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: When you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right.
>> how-hiGh: Think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess.
Quote #297 July 10th 2015 - Bad
>> Bad: I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
Quote #296 July 8th 2015 - Andreas
>> Raziel: Serious advice.
>> Raziel: Pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss.
Quote #294 June 14th 2015 - Garner howhiGh
>> how-hiGh: Garner say it to my face.
>> how-hiGh: Just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro.
>> how-hiGh: And by bro I mean never my bro.
Quote #293 May 22nd 2015 - howhiGh moop
>> how-hiGh: moop how did you quit being awkward?
>> how-hiGh: advice
Quote #291 May 9th 2015 - Andreas Garner
>> Garner: That
>> Garner: Fucking update
>> Garner: Hard in the cock.
>> Garner: Whoredom rife.
>> Garner: Before the update takes fucklong.
>> Garner: Brother shall show balls to brother.
>> Garner: Wang age dong age spear age sword age
>> Raziel: What the fuck.
>> Garner: A sword stands up between my hips.
>> Garner: My hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil.
Quote #289 April 2nd 2015 - Garner
>> Garner: hmm makes svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ
>> Garner: sense*
Quote #288 March 29th 2015 - moop
>> moop: Like 9pm my flight is I think
>> moop: Oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
>> moop: er
>> moop: pm
Quote #385 September 28th 2014 - pitastrudl
>> pitastrudl: you're iq must be at a level of a potato
>> pitastrudl: topkek
Quote #287 August 4th 2014
>> Naypam: I just got naked.
>> Naypam: Then tried to put my keys in my pocket.
>> Naypam: Dropped them on the floor.
>> Naypam: :(
Quote #286 July 12nd 2014 - 0x57
>> lovely: dux0r
>> lovely: Can you do a Raziel impression?
>> dux0r: Can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs.
>> dux0r: Then making some invigorating green leaf tea.
>> lovely: Thank you.
Quote #285 May 11th 2014 - Garner
>> Garner: shit builds =
>> Garner: warp poem
>> Garner: prism*
>> Garner: into dt'a
>> Garner: on main
>> Garner: zealots on bar
>> Garner: mat
>> Garner: nay
>> Garner: nat*
Quote #284 April 24th 2014 - Garner
>> Garner: Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽?
>> Garner: WTF did I just type
>> Garner: I see a rabbit
>> Garner: A chicken leg
>> Garner: A rabbit
>> Garner: And a pig
Quote #283 February 26th 2014
>> Naypam: Everybody knows what rompy-pomping is.
>> Naypam: Nobody knows what the fuck a blowie is.
Quote #282 February 25th 2014 - Garner
>> Gana: Someone used to lick my blood when I had nose bleeds.
Quote #281 February 10th 2014 - 0x57
>> lovely: Dudes
>> lovely: You know what i bought?
>> lovely: I have motherfucking toilet paper
>> lovely: With vitamin E
>> lovely: How cool is that?
Quote #280 December 13rd 2013 - Andreas moop
>> moop: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
>> Raziel: Because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?
Quote #279 May 8th 2013 - 0x57 Bad
>> Naypam: I think BBC Radio is free worldwide.
>> lovely: We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
>> lovely: So they might send inspectors after us.
>> Naypam: Haha, the BBC?
>> BadFurDay: Rofl BBC inspectors.
>> BadFurDay: They would be all like « You wot m8? »
>> lovely: YOU WOT M8?
>> lovely: NAE LICENSE!?
>> lovely: AGAINST THE WALL!
>> lovely: With their top hats.
>> lovely: And bobby uniforms.
>> lovely: And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
>> lovely: And ride a double decker bus.
>> Naypam: Omfg it's not like that at all!
>> Naypam: They write you a letter.
>> Naypam: Then apparently come and check and say "let us in".
>> Naypam: And you say "no".
>> Naypam: And then they can't come back.
>> Naypam: Because they have no actual authority.
>> BadFurDay: Yes Naypam, that's the first step.
>> BadFurDay: A letter handwritten by the queen.
>> BadFurDay: Then the guards arrive.
>> BadFurDay: With their marge simpson hats.
>> lovely: Only the guards cant move BadFurDay.
>> lovely: So they just stand there.
>> lovely: In silence.
>> Naypam: omg
>> Naypam: Not even like that
>> Naypam: wtf
>> lovely: MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
>> lovely: BRING IN THE GUARDS!
>> lovely: And they just stand there.
Quote #278 February 10th 2013
>> Juno: Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.
Quote #277 November 3rd 2012 - Bad Garner
>> Bad: Garner: You just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound.
>> Bad: There's no sound you hear and go like « Ah, that's a penis! ».
>> Bad: It's sad.
>> Garner: Yeah it is :(
Quote #267 October 24th 2012 - 0x57 Andreas
>> lovely: Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
>> Raziel: Programming in visual basic?
>> lovely: No.
>> lovely: If my phone is waterproof.
>> Raziel: Did you test it on purpose?
>> lovely: More a spur of the moment thing.
>> Raziel: I take that as a no.
>> Raziel: So
>> Raziel: What was the test result?
>> lovely: It's not waterproof.
>> Raziel: Interesting.
>> lovely: Yeah.
Quote #268 October 20th 2012 - 0x57
>> lovely: Tupac is the illest.
>> nonpc: He was not ill.
>> nonpc: He was shot.
>> nonpc: I think.
>> nonpc: Was he?